There is life
inside a hockey Puck! Recent Laboratory studies prove that there is indeed
some kind of movement inside a hockey puck. Several pucks were randomly chosen
from random cities and countries and with each one came these same
new-aged high-powered microscope identity system, it was determined that
the hockey puck is made of trillions of particles which I have named the
pucktrons. These pucktrons can not exist once removed from within
the puck. Under certified tests conducted at the Johnny Puck Cyber Laboratories,
it was found that, if some reason a pucktron is displaced to the outer (top)
level of the puck, it dissipates into the atmosphere without a trace.
advanced mini-microphone designed by an undisclosed U.S. Government research
facility, there was a distinctive noise that was being emitted from inside
each puck. After many months of research, it was determined that this chatter
was actually the language that pucktrons use to communicate with each other.
Their spoken skills were still quite primitive consisting of high pitched
(funded by a small group of puckologists) into the sexual habits of the pucktrons
revealed that pucktrons have no sexual identities. They are neither male,
female or neuter. They are not capable of having sex. Pucktrons are the simplest
form of life.
interesting finding occurred when we injected a name brand beer into the
nucleus of the puck. All the pucktrons moved and chattered excitingly. If
you are of legal drinking age, you may test this theory yourself. Go buy
a 12 pack, and you, and your favorite puck sit down and start drinking. After
awhile the puck may become blurry, ah ... but it is the pucktrons really
moving that you see. There is a secret ingredient that used in the brewing
process that enables you to go to the puck level of being.
I am lead
to believe that these pucktrons are in the early stage of their evolutionary
development. Hmmm, that reminds me of another species found on this