10 top reasons to date a puck:
  • Pucks never say no!

  • Pucks do not talk back!

  • Pucks are a real cheap date!

  • Pucks never do stupid things!

  • Pucks never say stupid things!

  • Pucks can go with you anywhere!

  • Pucks always respect your decisions!

  • Pucks do not need to use the restroom!

  • Pucks don't expect you to buy presents for them!

  • Pucks can be put in your pocket and taken any where!